Being your child is enough of a gift card

- High Quality A5 Card (A4 folded) 148mm x 210mm
- Comes with black envelope
- Blank inside for your own inappropriate message.

Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.

When you have finished with the card you can fold it into a paper plane and pretend it's a flying fuck...

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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