Celebrate in inappropriate style with our new range of handcrafted wooden cake toppers. Congratulations Cunt - put that on a cake and let them know just how special they are to you!
Approx size 30cms x 20cms. Material - Raw MDF, giving it that artisinal flair and so much more sturdier than cardboard.
Exclusively designed for The Inappropriate Gift Co by a local craftsman called Attila, who is wonderful to work with.
I know you are not stupid but please just gently wipe clean - these are not designed for the bloody dishwasher!
And yes the photo is a victoria spongecake on top of a pavlova, that's all I could find at Woolies.