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F Word Christmas tea towel

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Bah fucking humbug...   Know anyone who hates all the crazy Christmas chaos and is a bit of a grinch? Or just loves the F Word at Christmas?  

We have the perfect gift. Our Funny F word Xmas tea towel.  Maybe you should sneak it into the office kitchen! 

Fuck office parties, fuck in-laws, fuck buying pointless shit, fuck crowded car parks, fuck mince pies, fuck Mariah Carey, fuck pets with antlers, fuck jingle bells fuck no space in the fridge, fuck Santa photos and many more!! 

The perfect Christmas Tea towel does exist! 

Cotton. Size: 52 cm x 70 cm

Also available are the original Fuck Apron and Tea Towel. 

Cotton. Size: 52 cm x 70 cm

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