Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons

Colour
Mixed

After this shitshow of a year, let's celebrate the end of it with some "Festive As Fuck" Inappropriate Balloons... for people with a sense of humour! 

Let’s liven up the party! 

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs,  2 x black, 2 x white 2 x red and 2 x green colour

  • THANK FUCK THIS YEAR IS OVER (black)
  • FESTIVE AF (red)
  • I SURVIVED 2021 & ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING BALLOON (white)
  • JINGLE YOUR BALLS (green)
  • LET'S GET SHITFACED (green)
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS (red)
  • HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER(black)
  • 2022 WELCOME TO JUMANJI THE NEXT LEVEL (white)

Balloons are not sold separately and we cannot change the colours.  

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)