His Birthday

Our selection of rude and inappropriate gifts for the man in your life when it's his birthday.

I'm not feeling very talky today. Off you fuck.

I'm not feeling very talky today. Off you fuck.

I'm not feeling very talky today. Off you fuck.

I'm not feeling very talky today. Off you fuck. $25.95 AUD

My Little Book Of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Notebook

My Little Book Of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Notebook

My Little Book Of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Notebook

My Little Book Of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Notebook $29.95 AUD

The Essential Diet Plate

The Essential Diet Plate

The Essential Diet Plate

The Essential Diet Plate $49.95 AUD

BOGONOLOGY - THE HILARIOUS BOGAN BOARD GAME

BOGONOLOGY - THE HILARIOUS BOGAN BOARD GAME

BOGONOLOGY - THE HILARIOUS BOGAN BOARD GAME

BOGONOLOGY - THE HILARIOUS BOGAN BOARD GAME $44.95 AUD

50 Ways To Eat Cock Recipe Book

50 Ways To Eat Cock Recipe Book

50 Ways To Eat Cock Recipe Book

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Shit The Bed Hot Sauce

Shit The Bed Hot Sauce

Shit The Bed Hot Sauce

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Water Bottle - Gin, Vodka or actually Water?

Water Bottle - Gin, Vodka or actually Water?

Water Bottle - Gin, Vodka or actually Water?

Water Bottle - Gin, Vodka or actually Water? $24.95 AUD

A Fuck Must Be Earned Mug

A Fuck Must Be Earned Mug

A Fuck Must Be Earned Mug

A Fuck Must Be Earned Mug $25.95 AUD

Oh for Fox Sake Mug

Oh for Fox Sake Mug

Oh for Fox Sake Mug

Oh for Fox Sake Mug $25.95 AUD

Clean The Fuck Up Tea Towel

Clean The Fuck Up Tea Towel

Clean The Fuck Up Tea Towel

Clean The Fuck Up Tea Towel $24.95 AUD

A Lack of Planning Mug

A Lack of Planning Mug

A Lack of Planning Mug

A Lack of Planning Mug $25.95 AUD

My Little Book Of All The Idiots I Want To Stab

My Little Book Of All The Idiots I Want To Stab

My Little Book Of All The Idiots I Want To Stab

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All The Shit I Have To Do Today Notebook

All The Shit I Have To Do Today Notebook

All The Shit I Have To Do Today Notebook

All The Shit I Have To Do Today Notebook $29.95 AUD

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

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Fuck The Game $29.95 AUD

Dad. Husband. Fucking Legend.

Dad. Husband. Fucking Legend.

Dad. Husband. Fucking Legend.

Dad. Husband. Fucking Legend. $25.95 AUD

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email Notebook

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email Notebook

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email Notebook

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email Notebook $29.95 AUD

Brilliant Ideas I Have When Shitfaced Notebook

Brilliant Ideas I Have When Shitfaced Notebook

Brilliant Ideas I Have When Shitfaced Notebook

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President of the Grumpy Fuckers Club Mug

President of the Grumpy Fuckers Club Mug

President of the Grumpy Fuckers Club Mug

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Clean Up Cunt Tea Towel

Clean Up Cunt Tea Towel

Clean Up Cunt Tea Towel

Clean Up Cunt Tea Towel $24.95 AUD

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit $25.95 AUD

I'm a Dad I Drink and I Know Things Stubby Holder

I'm a Dad I Drink and I Know Things Stubby Holder

I'm a Dad I Drink and I Know Things Stubby Holder

I'm a Dad I Drink and I Know Things Stubby Holder $13.95 AUD

Dad, Husband Fucking Legend Stubby Holder

Dad, Husband Fucking Legend Stubby Holder

Dad, Husband Fucking Legend Stubby Holder

Dad, Husband Fucking Legend Stubby Holder $13.95 AUD

I'm Not A Gynaecologist But I Know a Cunt When I See One

I'm Not A Gynaecologist But I Know a Cunt When I See One

I'm Not A Gynaecologist But I Know a Cunt When I See One

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Fuck Off Socks $14.95 AUD

Inappropriate coasters / beer mats.

Inappropriate coasters / beer mats.

Inappropriate coasters / beer mats.

Inappropriate coasters / beer mats. $11.95 AUD

Sticking It Up Political Correctness - The Ultimate Offensive Joke Book

Sticking It Up Political Correctness - The Ultimate Offensive Joke Book

Sticking It Up Political Correctness - The Ultimate Offensive Joke Book

Sticking It Up Political Correctness - The Ultimate Offensive Joke Book $39.95 AUD

Executive Director of Fucking Everything

Executive Director of Fucking Everything

Executive Director of Fucking Everything

Executive Director of Fucking Everything $25.95 AUD

The Insultinator

The Insultinator

The Insultinator

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Not feeling talky today glass travel mug

Not feeling talky today glass travel mug

Not feeling talky today glass travel mug

Not feeling talky today glass travel mug $25.95 AUD

Do Not Disturb I'm Playing Fortnite Ankle Socks

Do Not Disturb I'm Playing Fortnite Ankle Socks

Do Not Disturb I'm Playing Fortnite Ankle Socks

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Cunt Waffle Mug

Cunt Waffle Mug

Cunt Waffle Mug

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I'm always in the shit it is just the depth that varies stubby holder

I'm always in the shit it is just the depth that varies stubby holder

I'm always in the shit it is just the depth that varies stubby holder

I'm always in the shit it is just the depth that varies stubby holder $13.95 AUD

MOIST MOTHERFUCKER Tea Towel

MOIST MOTHERFUCKER Tea Towel

MOIST MOTHERFUCKER Tea Towel

MOIST MOTHERFUCKER Tea Towel $22.00 AUD

Cunt Stubby Holder

Cunt Stubby Holder

Cunt Stubby Holder

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Massive Dildo wrapping paper

Massive Dildo wrapping paper

Massive Dildo wrapping paper

Massive Dildo wrapping paper $7.45 AUD

Flaming Fucking Legend Apron

Flaming Fucking Legend Apron

Flaming Fucking Legend Apron

Flaming Fucking Legend Apron $39.95 AUD

Dad I'm your fucking favourite MUG

Dad I'm your fucking favourite MUG

Dad I'm your fucking favourite MUG

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Happy Birthday Cunt Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Card $5.95 AUD

Sweary Sox - I would like to stop swearing but I cunt

Sweary Sox - I would like to stop swearing but I cunt

Sweary Sox - I would like to stop swearing but I cunt

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Coffee Keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine glass travel mug

Coffee Keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine glass travel mug

Coffee Keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine glass travel mug

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Cunt wrapping paper

Cunt wrapping paper

Cunt wrapping paper

Cunt wrapping paper $7.45 AUD

My Wife Said I Could Stubby Holder

My Wife Said I Could Stubby Holder

My Wife Said I Could Stubby Holder

My Wife Said I Could Stubby Holder $13.95 AUD

Cook It Yourself Cunt Apron

Cook It Yourself Cunt Apron

Cook It Yourself Cunt Apron

Cook It Yourself Cunt Apron $39.95 AUD

Danger Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits Sign

Danger Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits Sign

Danger Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits Sign

Danger Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits Sign $29.95 AUD

Fuck this shit it's beer o'clock bottle opener

Fuck this shit it's beer o'clock bottle opener

Fuck this shit it's beer o'clock bottle opener

Fuck this shit it's beer o'clock bottle opener $24.95 AUD

I'm not as think as you drunk I am Stubby Holder

I'm not as think as you drunk I am Stubby Holder

I'm not as think as you drunk I am Stubby Holder

I'm not as think as you drunk I am Stubby Holder $13.95 AUD

I love you even when you fart and it smells like a creature has crawled up your arse and died.

I love you even when you fart and it smells like a creature has crawled up your arse and died.

I love you even when you fart and it smells like a creature has crawled up your arse and died.

I love you even when you fart and it smells like a creature has crawled up your arse and died. Back-Order

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