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Inappropriate Balloons - Farewell / Leaving Party

Let's celebrate the leaving of that awesome or crap co-worker in real inappropriate style - we are sure HR won't mind. 

Let’s liven up the party!   Surprise your co-worker with these very subtle but inappropriate farewell balloons..

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs ( mixed colours: 4 x red,  4 x green, 4 x blue and 4 x yellow)  

  • GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER COLLEAGUES THAN US 
  • YOU ARE DEAD TO US 
  • CONGRATULATIONS LEAVING THIS HELL HOLE
  • HOPE YOUR NEW JOB IS SHIT 
  • WE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY
  • THANK FUCK YOU'RE LEAVING
  • HOPE YOUR NEW BOSS IS NOT A CUNT 
  • YOU WILL BE MISSED

Balloons are not sold separately. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound and no more ballooney. Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required) 

Colour
Mixed

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Delivery

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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