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Fuck definition notebook and pen combo

Fuck is the most versatile word in the english dictionary!. This is a perfect inappropriate gift for a sweary motherfucker who likes to write or needs to attend meetings.

This stylish notebook celebrates the inappropriate F word and it's versatility. The word fuck can be used by fuckwits wherever the fuck they want and still make fucking sense.

Oh my God! The very unpleasant drunk man, who is often screwed over by really incompetent people, badly ruined the bloody incompetent-person-shagging man's sexual encounter. You could say this another way using our favourite F word..
Fuck! The fucking fucked fucker, fucking fucks-up the fucking fuckedup-fucker's fuck!

A5 Printed soft-touch notebook with beautiful lined pages.

The Detailed Stuff

A5 Printed soft-touch notebook with beautiful lined pages.

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Up-Cycle Options

You can out it into the recycling but better still keep it and frame it as a permanent reminder of just how awesome the word fuck is.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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