After this shitshow of a year, let's celebrate the end of it with some "Festive As Fuck" Inappropriate Balloons... for people with a sense of humour!
Let’s liven up the party!
16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs, 3 x black, 2 x white 2 x red and 2 x green colour
THANK FUCK THIS YEAR IS OVER (black)
FESTIVE AF (red)
I SURVIVED THIS YEAR & ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING BALLOON (white)
JINGLE YOUR BALLS (green)
LET'S GET SHITFACED (green)
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS (red)
HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER (black)
SAME SHIT DIFFERENT YEAR (white)
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FUCK THIS (black)
Balloons are not sold separately and we cannot change the colours.
Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife.
Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies.
(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)
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Just don't be a nob and let them fly away into the atmosphere because they end up in our waterways and kill wildlife and fish..
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