If you steal this pen I will find you and I will kill you 

Perfect gift for a nurse, teacher or anyone whose pen gets regularly stolen! or for any Liam Neeson - Taken Fans. If you steal this pen I will find you and I will kill you.
The barrel is manufactured from metal and the text has been laser engraved.
The pen operates with a press/click action that exposes and retracts the 1.0mm nib. It is filled with black ink and will accept standard ink refills.

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Up-Cycle Options

You could use the pen to stab the person who stole it? ( we do not recommend this tough as they do not serve wine or tacos in prison.

Disclaimer - because some people are idiots.. the above is a joke!


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

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