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Calm the Fuck Down Candle
$40.00 AUD
The candle that helps you calm the fuck down. An essential aide to a day full of fuckwits.
Light this bad girl and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give.
With the yummy delicious amazeball scent of Caramel & Vanilla - good enough to eat (but don't!)
Looks incredible once lit!
- Triple scented
- Soy wax, hand-poured in the Yarra Valley
- Up to 60 hours burning time
- Matte Black jar
- Unique Wood Wick, gives that "crackly" sound
- Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
- Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box
- The perfect rude candle gift
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Delivery
We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners, delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.
We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival.