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Calm the Fuck Down Luxe Candle



The luxe candle that helps you calm the fuck down.   An essential aide to a day full of fuckwits. Light this bad girl and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give. 

This delicious fragrance reminds us of the tropical beach holiday we can't afford to take at the moment. A fresh, fruity combination of papaya, mango, lime and watermelon combined with the essential tropical note of coconut.

There’s nothing quite like the exciting feeling of being on holiday,  just close your eyes, relax,  take it all in and toast to the great times ahead when you win the lottery and can afford that beach house in Fiji.  

We use 100% natural soy wax in all our candles.Experience a candle where you can evoke the senses of sight, smell and sound!

  • Triple scented
  • Soy wax, hand-poured in the Yarra Valley
  • Up to 60 hours burning time
  • Matte Black jar
  • Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
  • Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box
  • The perfect rude candle gift

Check out this blog for care instructions for your candle Caring for your Candle

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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

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