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F Word Christmas Apron

Bah Humbug, Know someone who fucking hates cooking at Christmas? 

Get them the ultimate Christmas edition of our original Fuck Apron and Tea Towel.  Size: 60 cm x 80 cm

Fuck office parties, fuck in-laws, fuck buying pointless shit, fuck crowded car parks, fuck mince pies, fuck Mariah Carey, fuck pets with antlers, fuck jingle bells fuck no space in the fridge, fuck Santa photos and many more!! 

The perfect Christmas Apron does exist! 

Cotton. Size: 52 cm x 70 cm

Also available in a Xmas tea towel and the original Fuck Apron and Tea Towel. 

A hysterical conversation starter at the BBQ.  Best not to wear it around anyone who gets offended easily! 

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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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