Fuck Off Fragrance Reed Diffuser - DODGEY LABEL

BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO TRY OUR NEW FUCK OFF SCENTED OIL DIFFUSER - 

OFFERING THESE AT COST PRICE because the label print quality is not to our usual standard, that said it still smells absolutely divine and makes a fun gag gift.  Great value for money! 

 Do you have zero fucks left to give?

Is your life full of fuck wits you wish would just fuck off? 

Use this beautiful scent diffuser to keep the idiots away!

Our uniquely designed scent of Sage and Lemongrass makes any room smell clean, fresh and fuckwit free.

Lovingly hand crafted in Melbourne by a crazy cat called Franca, she blesses each jar with healing fuck off energies. Clear 140ml Glass with transparent stopper,  Filled with 120 ml of fragrance to ensure it travels safely and does not spill. It comes with premium black dacron reeds for optimum fragrance throw. It also comes packed in a box with lots of tissue paper. 

"Sage is one of the oldest and purest methods of cleansing a person, group of people, or space and of getting rid of unwanted spirits. The practice dates back to prehistoric times and it's been documented as having been used in every corner of the world by our ancestors.”

To enjoy a beautiful fragrance in your home, place the reed diffuser in a position that has good airflow and is a little warmer.

This will encourage the oils to evaporate and release their scent up through the reeds.

A great way to have your favourite fragrance without a flame and can last up to six months.
Carefully flip the reeds when you want to have a stronger scent.
(we suggest doing this over a sink) 

Always wipe any spills quickly as they can stain furniture. 
 
Clear 140ml Glass with transparent stopper,  Filled with 120 ml of fragrance to ensure it travels safely and does not spill. It comes with premium black dacron reeds for optimum fragrance throw.

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