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Happy Birthday - Hope it is full of surprises card

Happy Birthday. Hope your birthday is full of surprises

The most inappropriate card you can buy! 

Surprise her/him/it with what they really want for their birthday - a photo of a guy with a big black cock.. The card looks so innocent and sweet but watch her or him gasp in shock as they open it, especially if they are at work or if grandma is around. 

 High quality card stock with a quality thick white envelope, there is nothing trashy about this card! it is pure class.  For over 18's only.


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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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