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DIY RUDE Santa Bon Bons

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Looking to have a little fun with your Christmas bonbons, just like naughty Santa?

This design is guaranteed to make people smile. When we told Santa to strike a natural pose for these designs I think he took us a little too literally!

Customise your own inappropriate Christmas crackers, with these DIY Bon Bons. They come flat packed, so just like your favourite shop IKEA, you get to make them yourself... the good news is you will not need an Allen key!  

They are very easy to assemble, even a fuckwit can do it. 

Each flatpack contains all necessary contents to produce 8 x bonbons, including snaps, hat, adult joke, outer shell, and end ties. All you need to do is add your own toy or trinket and you're set for a great Christmas event.

Can we suggest a miniature bottle of alcohol makes a great gift inside the Bon Bons and NO we do not include these as part of the package.  You could also use a small tube of lube, or perhaps your own toenail clippings... the possibilities are endless. 


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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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