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Not every cactus

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Original handcrafted wooden signs. Signs measure 12 x 9 inches or 30 x 21 cms. Each sign is genuinely original and individually hand crafted - not of this chinese rubbish!

Geoff and Jodie from rural Victoria, work hard to create these inappropriate gems for you! 
As each sign is individually created, the colours and finish of your sign may vary slightly to the sign pictured here, as no two signs are identical. 

Oh and avoid hanging your sign out where it may get wet, they are not designed to withstand rain. The saucy signs logo shown in the photo is a watermark only.

Sign Reads:
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every dumb cunt can read, but wow!
Look at you having a fucking go!
SHIPPING - This item is lovingly manufactured by one of our trusted local suppliers. As a result, it will be shipped separately to the rest of your order.

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