The gift that keepsgrowing… perfect for the sweary gardener.
These magic beans are laser engraved beans which once planted, grow into a leafy green plant with their special words still in tact!
Grow your own Profanity Plants.
We have chosen the three most popular swear words! CUNT,FUCK and SHIT
These magic seeds are laser engraved beans which once planted, grow into a leafy green plant with their special words still in tact! Inside each tin you receive three beans (FUCK CUNT and SHIT) and a soil pack. Make sure you water beans daily to keep soil moist. Drain any excess water so beans do not get soggy.
Keep your beans in a sunny spot and watch as over 5-10 days they grow into your very own profanity plant.
(NOT AVAILABLE TO SHIP TO THE USA, UK & NEW ZEALAND DUE TO QUARANTINE LAWS. If for some reason you manage to be able to order the US, UK or NZ Quarantine centre will destroy them.
* If you do have your beans destroyed by US, UK & NZ Bio Security we can not issue refunds. So please make sure you do not use a work around VPN or another sneaky method as they are destroyed on arrival.
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