The Essential Door Sign - Fuck Off if you are selling

This item is available for immediate shipping.

Original handcrafted wooden signs. Signs measure 12 x 9 inches or 30 x 21 cms. Each sign is genuinely original and individually hand crafted - not of this chinese rubbish! Geoff and Jodie from rural Victoria, work hard to create these inappropriate gems for you!
As each sign is individually create, the colours and finish of your sign may vary slightly to the sign pictured here, as no two signs are identical.

Oh and avoid hanging your sign out where it may get wet, they are not designed to withstand rain. The saucy signs logo shown in the photo is a watermark only.

Sign Reads: Do not Knock! We do not buy anything from door to door salesmen. No Hawkers No Salespeople No Canvassers We do not wish to change utility companies, donate to charity or listen to your religious views. SO FUCK RIGHT OFF!
SHIPPING - This item is lovingly manufactured by one of our trusted local suppliers. As a result, it will be shipped separately to the rest of your order.