Unfuck Your Chakras Candle With Unique Crystal

The perfect gift does exist! 

This deliciously triple scented vanilla caramel candle will help you cleanse your spirit and unfuck your chakras. 

Comes complete with your very own TEAL AGATE crystal to keep long after your candle has burned, see below for all the healing qualities of this crystal. Due to the unique nature of crystals, the size and colour of the feature stone may vary.   These have all been hand picked and individually arranged by a fucking legendary couple called Mel and Sean in Melbourne.  

  • Wood wick for that crackling ambience.
  • Triple scented caramel vanilla, good enough to eat but DON'T! (external use only... I hate that i have to write that disclaimer..lol) 
  • 60 hours burn time.
  • Soy wax candle. Vegan and cruelty free.
  • 300gm Candle
  • Gloss black with reusable black lid
  • Gift Boxed.
  • Hand poured in Melbourne.
  • Comes with a Teal Agate Crystal (please note no two crystals are alike)

Please note Karen, if your chakras are still fucked after burning this candle, then maybe you need more than a fucking candle to sort your life out? 

PLEASE ALSO NOTE CANDLES are dangerous, do not leave unattended. 

 This candle goes perfectly with it's sister candle... MY LAST FUCK, oh look its on fire! 

  • Physical Healing Properties - Agate has a relatively low frequency which helps to make it a soothing and peaceful stone, alleviating stress and realigning the body. 
  • Emotional Healing Properties - Said to rebalance and harmonise the body.  This crystal helps to overcome negativity and inner anger.
  • Spiritual Properties - Said to inspire and raise awareness of ones self and raise consciousness.  It encourage peacefulness and quiet contemplation
  • Legend has it that... The wearing of Agate was believed to be a cure for insomnia and was thought to induce pleasant dreams. Agate is also said to have the power to protect the wearer from danger!  

Get the most out of your candle with our blog post Caring for your Candle.


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