Inappropriate, brutal and abusive balloons... for people with a sense of humour!
Let’s liven up the party!
18 balloons - 2 of 9 designs, 3 x black, 3 x white and 3 x teal
- HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
- HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
- ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
- WORST PARTY EVER
- ONE YEAR OLDER AND STILL A CUNT
- CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPERM
- THIS PARTY IS SHIT
- FUCK YOU'RE OLD
- PLEASE LEAVE BY 9PM
Balloons are not sold separately.
Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife.
Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies.
(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)