


Start 2026 the only way that makes sense, swearing your way through it.
This limited-time bundle lets you grab 4 of our best-selling rude calendars for the price of 3, because life’s too short (and too expensive) not to laugh at the chaos.
Whether you’re gifting, hoarding, or just prepping for another same sht, different year* kind of vibe, this bundle’s got you covered.
Each calendar features our signature sweary humour and colourful design to brighten up your office, kitchen, or wherever you plan your “f*ck it” days.
Perfect for:
🔥 Friends who love inappropriate laughs
🎁 Secret Santa or office gift exchanges
🏡 Decorating your home with sass and sarcasm
🗓️ Anyone who needs a daily dose of profanity and honesty
Get organised, get offensive, and save yourself some f*cking money while you’re at it.
Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 90 day 100% Money Back Guarantee.
We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.
We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival.