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Not here to fuck spiders mug

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We're not here to fuck spiders

Crude Australian sarcasm at its bluntest, ‘... not here to fuck spiders’.

The Detailed Stuff

- 325ml (11oz)
- Ceramic orca coated
- Dishwasher and microwave safe

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