F Word Christmas tea towel

🎄 Anti-Christmas Tea Towel – Funny Festive Kitchen Gift

Meet the tea towel that totally gets you. Tired of tangled fairy lights, chaotic shopping trips, and family small talk that lasts way too long? This hilarious anti-Christmas tea towel is your new seasonal sidekick — because sometimes the most joyful thing about Christmas is laughing at the chaos.

The perfect Christmas Tea towel for Bah humbugs does exist! Fuck office parties, fuck in-laws, fuck buying pointless shit, fuck crowded car parks, fuck mince pies, fuck Mariah Carey, fuck pets with antlers, fuck jingle bells fuck no space in the fridge, fuck Santa photos and many more!! 

Made from 100% premium cotton, it’s super absorbent, durable, and ready to mop up spills from mulled wine to Christmas dinner gravy disasters. With its bold red-and-pink typography on a white background and playful design, this towel turns kitchen stress into comic relief.

Perfect for:

• People who love Christmas... but not too much

• Gag gifts and Secret Santa exchanges

• Hosts who deserve a laugh (and a drink)

Whether you hang it proudly in your kitchen or gift it to a fellow festive cynic, this towel keeps spirits bright — in the sassiest way possible.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% high-quality cotton

• Vibrant, fade-resistant print

• Machine washable
  

• Dimensions: 52 cm x 70 cm