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Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons
$14.00 AUD$18.00 AUD
After this shitshow of a year, let's celebrate the end of it with some "Festive As Fuck" Inappropriate Balloons... for people with a sense of humour!
Let’s liven up the party!
16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs, 3 x black, 2 x white 2 x red and 2 x green colour
- THANK FUCK THIS YEAR IS OVER (black)
- FESTIVE AF (red)
- I SURVIVED THIS YEAR & ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING BALLOON (white)
- JINGLE YOUR BALLS (green)
- LET'S GET SHITFACED (green)
- MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS (red)
- HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER (black)
- SAME SHIT DIFFERENT YEAR (white)
- IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FUCK THIS (black)
Balloons are not sold separately and we cannot change the colours.
Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife.
Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies.
(warning children can choke or suffocate on un-inflated or broken balloons, supervision is required) Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.
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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.
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Delivery
We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.
We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival.