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Inappropriate Balloons

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Inappropriate, brutal and abusive balloons... for people with a sense of humour! 

Let’s liven up the party! 

18 balloons - 2 of 9 designs,  3 x black, 3 x white and 3 x teal  

  • HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
  • HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
  • ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH
  • WORST PARTY EVER
  • ONE YEAR OLDER AND STILL A CUNT
  • CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPERM
  • THIS PARTY IS SHIT 
  • FUCK YOU'RE OLD
  • PLEASE LEAVE BY 9PM

Balloons are not sold separately. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required).

Inappropriate Balloons Video


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We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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