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Inappropriate Xmas Balloons

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How about spreading some cheer this festive season with our inappropriate xmas balloons.

After this shitshow of a year, let's celebrate the end of it with some "Festive As Fuck" Inappropriate Balloons... for people with a sense of humour! 

Let’s liven up the party! 

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs,  3 x black, 2 x white 2 x red and 2 x green colour

  • THANK FUCK THIS YEAR IS OVER (black)
  • FESTIVE AF (red)
  • I SURVIVED THIS YEAR & ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING BALLOON (white)
  • JINGLE YOUR BALLS (green)
  • LET'S GET SHITFACED (green)
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS (red)
  • HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER (black)
  • SAME SHIT DIFFERENT YEAR (white)
  • IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FUCK THIS (black)

Balloons are not sold separately and we cannot change the colours.  

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on un-inflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)

Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.


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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Up-Cycle Options

Just don't be a nob and let them fly away into the atmosphere because they end up in our waterways and kill wildlife and fish..

Delivery

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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