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I'm only here till I win the lottery mug


I am only here till I win the lottery.  Never a truer word spoken.  Perfect mug for the office.. no swear words!

Know anyone who regularly plays the scratchies ozlotto, powerball or straight lotto? Who else is praying for a win so they can say "FUCK U" to their

This new bone China mug, features a 2 tone contrasting colour design. Lighter than ceramic, it has a fine, classic style with a matt black quality finish and cream interior. It comes in a plain white box.

The Detailed Stuff

Please note our logo is on the inside of the mug at the bottom.
Mug Volume: 385ml
Mug Height: 90mm
Mug Width: 80mm
Microwave safe
Handwash Only

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Up-Cycle Options

Use it to store all your winnings from those scratchies you keep buying.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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