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The McFuckface Farmyard Duo – Fucky & Cunty Plushie Set
$75.00 AUD$80.00 AUD
The dynamic duo we didn’t know we needed!
Meet the most chaotic pair to ever grace your couch: Fucky McFuckface and Cunty McCuntface, now available together in one udderly quacktastic inappropriate plushie bundle. Who says adults can't have their favourite cuddly toy support them during teh shitstorm of life.
Soft, squishy, and swearier than your group chat after wine, these two are here to bring maximum laughs and zero shame to your gift-giving game.
Perfect for:
- Secret Santa exchanges (if HR isn’t watching) or give them to HR …
- Friends who live for inside jokes- Adding personality to your lounge, office, or therapy corner
- Each plushie comes with its own mini attitude and sweary slogan tee, proving that cute and offensive can absolutely coexist.
I Because why settle for basic teddy bears when you can have a duck called Fucky and a cow called Cunty?
- Includes BOTH plushies: Fucky McFuckface & Cunty McCuntface
- Super soft, cuddly, and mildly ( or very )offensive
- Premium quality plush fabric (safe for adults, questionable for kids)
- Each plush wears a removable sweary T-shirt
- Approx. size: 20cm of pure chaos
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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 90 day 100% Money Back Guarantee.
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Delivery
We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.
We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival.