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Fuck Off Spray


Is your life full of fuck wits you wish would just fuck off? 

Use this handy sized  room spritzer /spray to keep the idiots away and keep the environment smelling fresh and fuck wit free .

Featuring our signature "Freedom Scent"   Aroma Mist with the essential oils to repel fuck wits. Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation.. in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). 

120 ml Bottle.

Disclaimer (because some people are idiots...) Please do not spray in someone's eyes or throw it at someone's head.  This will make them fuck off but it may make them sue you for assault! 

We do have some other sprays you may like... anti-bullshit spray and harden the fuck up spray

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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Up-Cycle Options

Use it as a room spray after the dog has shat on the rug.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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