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Get F#cked - GO AWAY Gnome


Our inappropriate grumpy gnome is a perfect way to greet visitors we don't want (Jehovah witnesses, telecom sales, mothers in law) 

Gives unwanted visitors the finger so we don't have too! he is not afraid to tell it as it is. Do not invade this little guy’s privacy.

He's soo cute in an ugly grumpy way...  a bit like hubby.

Makes a hysterical gift for someone who loves their garden. 

  • durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
  • approximately 9 inches tall
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Up-Cycle Options

This gnome can be handed down to the grandkids as a family heirloom. You can "hide" your front door key under him.


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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