2026 Sweary Adult Calendar (Digital Download) 

The Outrageously Honest, Zero-Filter Calendar for Adults Who Are Over It. 

Our physical calendars sold out quickly like they do every year.. but don't worry you can still enjoy an inappropriate 2026 with our digital download.   The document provided is a high resolution PDF document ready for printing to A4

Welcome to 2026… or as your new calendar calls it:
“FOR FCK’S SAKE, SAME SHT, DIFFERENT YEAR.” 

If you love humour that’s sweary, sassy, unapologetic and wildly relatable, this digital adult calendar is your must-have download for 2026. Every month is packed with a bold, colourful design and an unfiltered quote that perfectly sums up the chaos of life, work, and being a functional-but-overworked adult.

This is a print at home or at Target, Big W Officeworks  digital version.   It is not the physical printed version (what do you expect for $4??)

What’s Inside

Each month includes a clean monthly layout plus a beautifully designed full-colour sweary quote page. Highlights from the file include:

✔ January:

“LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE F*CKING SENSIBLE.” (Page 4)
A bright floral punch of don’t-give-a-damn positivity.

✔ February:

“THE DILDO OF CONSEQUENCE RARELY ARRIVES LUBED.” (Page 6)
A life lesson you’ll feel deeply.

✔ March:

“AGE WITH MISCHIEF, AUDACITY & A GREAT STORY TO TELL.” (Page 8)
The only ageing advice worth taking.

✔ April:

“NOT MY F*CKING PROBLEM.” (Page 10)
Your new daily mantra.

✔ June:

“I WISH I WAS AN OCTOPUS SO I COULD SLAP 8 PEOPLE AT ONCE.” (Page 14)

✔ July:

“DIDN’T CARE LAST MONTH… WON’T GIVE A F*CK NEXT MONTH EITHER.” (Page 16)

✔ September:

“WHO LEFT THE GATE OPEN AT THE F*CKWIT FARM?” (Page 20)

✔ October:

“HOLY SH*T WHAT A RIDE!” (Page 22)
A chaotic life motto for the unhinged and fabulous.

✔ November:

“SOO CLOSE TO SURVIVING ANOTHER F*CKING YEAR.” (Page 24)

And plenty more sweary motivation (or demotivation) throughout the year.

Why You Need This

✔ Instant Digital Download
✔ Works for home, office, fridge, workspace or digital tablets
✔ Perfect gag gift, Secret Santa, or “treat yourself” moment
✔ Helps you laugh through the year instead of crying
✔ Gorgeous bold tropical-style artwork (seen across calendar pages)
✔ Designed for adults with a dark sense of humour

This is a Digital Only product and a link to download the pdf file will be delivered to you immediately upon purchase.

The document provided is a high resolution PDF document ready for printing to A4