Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons

After this shitshow of a year, let's celebrate the end of it with some "Festive As Fuck" Inappropriate Balloons... for people with a sense of humour! 

Let’s liven up the party! 

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs,  3 x black, 2 x white 2 x red and 2 x green colour

• THANK FUCK THIS YEAR IS OVER (black)
• FESTIVE AF (red)
• I SURVIVED THIS YEAR & ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING BALLOON (white)
• JINGLE YOUR BALLS (green)
• LET'S GET SHITFACED (green)
• MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS (red)
• HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER (black)
• SAME SHIT DIFFERENT YEAR (white)
• IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE FUCK THIS (black)

Balloons are not sold separately and we cannot change the colours.  

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)