🎄 The Inappropriate Christmas Guide (Digital Download)

The “Don’t Give a F*ck” Christmas Planner for Lazy, Funny & Over-It Humans

Sick of pretending you’re the organised, festive-loving angel Pinterest expects you to be?
This Inappropriate Christmas Guide is your new holiday survival bible—packed with swear-filled humour, zero-stress hacks, and cheeky inspiration to help you fake a fabulous Christmas without giving a single fck* .

Perfect for people who:
✔ Hate holiday stress
✔ Love inappropriate humour
✔ Want Christmas to be fun, not a meltdown
✔ Host family gatherings with minimal effort and maximum wine
✔ Need a digital planner that actually makes them laugh

💥 What’s Inside (Digital Download)

This guide is loaded with hilariously unfiltered sections that actually make Christmas easier — no pressure, no perfection, just festive nonsense and practical templates.

🎁 Christmas Gift Planner

Keep track of gifts, budgets, buying and wrapping with a simple, printable planner .

🎅 Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas

Ridiculous, cheeky and wildly wrong Elf antics: vomiting elf, OnlyFans Elf, Trump Elf, elf diarrhoea and more. Your kids will never know. Your adult friends will cry laughing .

🎄 Decorating for the Lazy (or Not-So-Lazy)

Quick, easy home décor checklists and hacks—front door, living room, kitchen, bathroom and more.
Includes humour-filled shortcuts like “why the fck are these lights tangled”* and “stick to key spaces and pour the champagne” .

🍗 Zero F*cks Meal Planner

The brutally honest approach to Christmas food:
– Buy it, don’t cook it
– Make guests bring stuff
– Don’t cater to everyone’s weird diets
– Use disposable plates because dishes are bullshit
Includes printable meal plan & grocery template .

🍹 Cocktail Menu & Cheeky Drink Ideas

Includes recipes for:
– Santa’s Panties
– Jingle My Snowballs
– Ho-Ho-Ho-Jito
– Sex in the Snow
Plus drink-station setup tips and printable menu inspo .

😂 Inappropriate Games, Movies & Charades List

A full list of filthy charade prompts, adult game suggestions, and Christmas TV/movies to binge when you’ve given up on your relatives .

🧘♀️ Inappropriate Holiday Tips

Chaos-proof your holiday with “zero f*cks given” advice like:
– Delegate everything
– Shop online in your underwear
– Lower your expectations (then lower them again)
– Take a nanna nap whenever you want
– Practice gratitude (even if you hate everyone)
Straight from the guide’s hilarious pages .

 Why You’ll Love It

✔ Instant digital download—use on phone/tablet or print at home
✔ Makes Christmas planning actually fun
✔ Reduces stress while increasing laughs
✔ Perfect gag gift, Secret Santa gift or treat-yourself moment
✔ Designed by The Inappropriate Gift Co (masters of offensive festive humour)

What You Get

📘 1 x PDF Digital Download
No physical product will be shipped.

We hope you have fun with our digital downloads!

This is a print your own version so comes via email as a link to download the image in PDF format.