


Sick of pretending youāre the organised, festive-loving angel Pinterest expects you to be?
This Inappropriate Christmas Guide is your new holiday survival bibleāpacked with swear-filled humour, zero-stress hacks, and cheeky inspiration to help you fake a fabulous Christmas without giving a single fck* .
Perfect for people who:
ā Hate holiday stress
ā Love inappropriate humour
ā Want Christmas to be fun, not a meltdown
ā Host family gatherings with minimal effort and maximum wine
ā Need a digital planner that actually makes them laugh
This guide is loaded with hilariously unfiltered sections that actually make Christmas easier ā no pressure, no perfection, just festive nonsense and practical templates.
Keep track of gifts, budgets, buying and wrapping with a simple, printable planner .
Ridiculous, cheeky and wildly wrong Elf antics: vomiting elf, OnlyFans Elf, Trump Elf, elf diarrhoea and more. Your kids will never know. Your adult friends will cry laughing .
Quick, easy home dĆ©cor checklists and hacksāfront door, living room, kitchen, bathroom and more.
Includes humour-filled shortcuts like āwhy the fck are these lights tangledā* and āstick to key spaces and pour the champagneā .
The brutally honest approach to Christmas food:
ā Buy it, donāt cook it
ā Make guests bring stuff
ā Donāt cater to everyoneās weird diets
ā Use disposable plates because dishes are bullshit
Includes printable meal plan & grocery template .
Includes recipes for:
ā Santaās Panties
ā Jingle My Snowballs
ā Ho-Ho-Ho-Jito
ā Sex in the Snow
Plus drink-station setup tips and printable menu inspo .
A full list of filthy charade prompts, adult game suggestions, and Christmas TV/movies to binge when youāve given up on your relatives .
Chaos-proof your holiday with āzero f*cks givenā advice like:
ā Delegate everything
ā Shop online in your underwear
ā Lower your expectations (then lower them again)
ā Take a nanna nap whenever you want
ā Practice gratitude (even if you hate everyone)
Straight from the guideās hilarious pages .
ā Instant digital downloadāuse on phone/tablet or print at home
ā Makes Christmas planning actually fun
ā Reduces stress while increasing laughs
ā Perfect gag gift, Secret Santa gift or treat-yourself moment
ā Designed by The Inappropriate Gift Co (masters of offensive festive humour)
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