Inappropriate Balloons - Baby Shower

Let’s liven up the party!   Surprise the host or the guest with these very subtle but inappropriate baby shower balloons..

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs,  8 x blue and 8 x pink with white writing,

• HAPPY FUCKING BABY SHOWER x 2 (1 pink 1 blue) 
• MILF x 2 ( 1 pink 1 blue) 
• HOORAY IT'S A BOY (x 2 blue) 
• HOORAY IT'S A GIRL ( x 2 pink) 
• HOPE YOUR KID ISN"T AS CUNTY AS YOU (1 pink 1 blue) 
• RIP TIGHT VAGINA (1 pink 1 blue) 
• GOOD LUCK WITH THE BIRTH HOPE YOU DON'T SHIT YOURSELF (1 pink 1 blue) 
• FUCK YOU ARE HAVING A BABY - AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING (1 pink 1 blue ) 

Balloons are not sold separately. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)