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Fuck off, I'm busy


FUCK OFF, I'M BUSY. The only pen you need for the office. Just show it to anyone who dares interrupt you! 

Quality ball point pen that is a perfect gift for a friend, co-worker, dad, mum or supportive boss or treat yourself !
Sure to be a favourite in the office.
The barrel is manufactured from metal and the text has been laser engraved so it is a quality pen. 
The pen operates with a press/click action that exposes and retracts the 1.0mm nib.
It is filled with black ink and will accept standard ink refills.

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Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Up-Cycle Options

you could always use it as a spoon to stir your coffee, or a weapon to stab someone in the eye if they keep interrupting you! (JOKE, she laughs nervously)


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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