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I will stab you with this pen if you don't shut the fuck up 

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I will use this pen to stab you if you don't shut the fuck up.  Perfect work accessory for those meetings that drag on and on!

High quality pen, the barrel is manufactured from metal and the text has been laser engraved.
The pen operates with a press/click action that exposes and retracts the 1.0mm nib. It is filled with black ink and will accept standard ink refills.
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