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Inappropriate Pens - The Sweary Week Collection

Finally a set of pens that sum up the week perfectly!  We bring to you our sweary weekday pen collection as designed by you! 

One for every F#cking day of the work week and the weekend for those that have to work!

The pen operates with a press/click action that exposes and retracts the 1.0mm nib. It is filled with black ink and will accept standard ink refills.

Motherfucking Monday

C.U. Next Tuesday

Wanker Wednesday

Twat Waffle Thursday

Fuckwit Friday

Shitfaced Saturday

Slackass Sunday

Please note the offensive slogan is on one side of the pen only not both.

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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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