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Pretty Sweary Adult Calendar 2026

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This item is currently on pre-order. Purchase now for shipping in 3-4 weeks

Our newly designed 2026 Pretty Sweary Calendar is here. Our new fantastic 2026 calendar is vibrant, sarcastic and just what you need to get you through the year. 

PRE -ORDERS NOW OPEN for delivery in October 

Same shit different year, have a laugh each month with our hilarious slogans and vibrant
designs. Who said being a sweary can't be classy. Designed by our very own inappropriate Mel!

Pimp up the office with this stylish sweary calendar.
High quality printed calendars to make you smile all the way through 2026.  When the year has finished you can recycle the designs by framing them so you have sarcastic inspirational quotes that will last you a life time. 

Every office needs this calendar! 
The Detailed Stuff

- 350gsm gloss cover
- 170gsm matte interior A4 pages

Happiness Guarantee

Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 90 day 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Up-Cycle Options

use it as toilet paper or cut out the slogan pages and frame for sarcastic quotes year round.

Delivery

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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