Shipping policy

We will move heaven and earth to get your package to leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day. We provide tracking details on every package so you can stalk it on its journey from Sydney to your corner of the world! Paying extra for Express postage will help it get to you sooner.

If it gets delivered in bad shape for whatever reason, please let us know so we can take further action.

With love xxx

AUSTRALIA POST

For more information, please visit the Australia Post website here: https://auspost.com.au/service-updates

SHIPPING INFORMATION

Why is it so expensive to ship outside Australia?

Cause we’re a fucking long way from anywhere !! (except New Zealand Bro).
We’ve tried several ‘cheaper’ options to ship our products internationally, however, based on customer feedback regarding extensive delays, missing products and in some cases broken items (you should see the pics!!), we have made the decision to use Pack and Track for up to 2kg parcels and Express Courier International for up to 20kg.
This ensures your order shipping is tracked and gets to you fast, so you don’t have to wait so long to enjoy your new gifts !!
From our purely unselfish perspective, we recommend you purchase several products so the relative shipping cost is not so bad or get a few inappropriate friends together for an inappropriate gift haul and split the shipping costs*

*We except no liability if this fucks up your friendship

When will my items get shipped?

If the item(s) you have ordered is(are) stocked in our warehouse and your order is placed before 2pm Australian Eastern time then we aim to ship your order the next Business day.

During peak times (eg Xmas), order packing time may take 1-2 business days before your items is shipped via your chosen method.

If you pre-order, please allow 3-4 weeks for dispatch from our Sydney warehouse. (if you buy other items to take advantage of free shipping, please note your order will be sent together once the t-shirt is in stock).

Will I have to pay import duty / tax?

Some countries will require the recipient to pay an import tax or duty on goods from overseas. If you are sending our products to a recipient overseas, or making a purchase outside of Australia, please be aware that the local authorities may charge an additional import fee/tax that is not included in your purchase and is outside of our control. Please check what import duties/taxes may apply in the country you are sending to before you make a purchase.

Why do some items ship separately?

As per the last point, some of the items we sell are manufactured here in Australia and are shipped directly from our trusted local supplier.

When will my package arrive?

Australia

You lucky bastards … living in such a sun drenched beautiful country, you can enjoy the cheap rates of Australia Post with delivery time once shipped as follows:

Standard (Parcel Post)

• Sending to same state (ie NSW)
• Metro - up to 2 business days
• Country - up to 5 business days
• Other States 3-6 business days

Express Post

• Next Business Day (after warehouse packaging)
• Covers 80% of Australian business addresses, private addresses and Post Office Boxes.
• Service operates between all capital cities (except Darwin and in Perth CBD only) and some major centres. Outside metropolitan areas guaranteed service is to and from townships only.

Courier Post

• Metro to metro delivery within NSW only

For more info, check out the Australia Post website

NZ

Go the All Blacks !

Unfortunately shipping costs are slightly higher for you too, but we want to ensure the same high level of service and delivery.

Pack and Track International for up to 2kg

• 4 - 10 business days with tracking (no signature required)

Express Courier International for over 2kg

• 3 - 5 business days (signature required so check your local post office if it’s late)

The above delivery timeframes are from when your package leaves our warehouse (ie it has been packed and shipped).

UK

We know, the shipping cost is high !!

We don’t want to rip you off, but we do want to make sure what you purchase arrives quickly and undamaged.
We use to provide ‘standard’ shipping, however, a lot of items were either damaged or went missing which is not good for us or our much cherished customers.

Pack and Track International for up to 2kg

• 4 - 10 business days with tracking (no signature required)

Express Courier International for over 2kg

• 3 - 5 business days (signature required so check your local post office if it’s late)

The above delivery timeframes are from when your package leaves our warehouse (ie it has been packed and shipped).

US/Canada

Not so sure those in North 'Merica' are that in to our product range, but you 'Canadanians' are loving us, so we’re looking at options to help keep shipping costs down for you guys and potentially warehouse somewhere close by.

Pack and Track International for up to 2kg

• 4 - 10 business days with tracking (no signature required)

Express Courier International for over 2kg

• 3 - 5 business days (signature required so check your local post office if it’s late)

The above delivery timeframes are from when your package leaves our warehouse (ie it has been packed and shipped).

Rest Of the World

At this stage you’re stuck with the same shipping costs until our carrier drops theirs.

Pack and Track International for up to 2kg

• 4 - 10 business days with tracking (no signature required)

Express Courier International for over 2kg

• 3 - 5 business days (signature required so check your local post office if it’s late)

The above delivery timeframes are from when your package leaves our warehouse (ie it has been packed and shipped).