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Dunking Dickies Shortbread Biscuits

These cheeky cock shaped biscuits melt in your mouth and taste divine (unlike the real thing). Surprise the girls or grandma at your next high tea with these Scottish penis shortbreads ...  If only you could get Jamie Fraser at the tea party as well! 

These willy shaped cookies taste as good as they look and are the perfect gift for anyone who likes tea and biscuits and who has a cheeky sense of humour. 

Contains 5 willy shortbreads  (130g).


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