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F Word Christmas tea towel

Bah fucking humbug...   Know anyone who hates all the crazy Christmas chaos and is a bit of a grinch? Or just loves the F Word at Christmas?  

We have the perfect gift. Our Funny F word Xmas tea towel.  Maybe you should sneak it into the office kitchen! 

Fuck office parties, fuck in-laws, fuck buying pointless shit, fuck crowded car parks, fuck mince pies, fuck Mariah Carey, fuck pets with antlers, fuck jingle bells fuck no space in the fridge, fuck Santa photos and many more!! 

The perfect Christmas Tea towel does exist! 

Cotton. Size: 52 cm x 70 cm

Also available are the original Fuck Apron and Tea Towel. 

Cotton. Size: 52 cm x 70 cm


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Delivery

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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