Festive AF Inappropriate Balloons

After this shitshow of a year, let's celebrate the end of it with some "Festive As Fuck" Inappropriate Balloons... for people with a sense of humour! 

Let’s liven up the party! 

18 balloons - 2 of 9 designs,  3 x black, 3 x gold colour  and 3 x silver colour

  • THANK FUCK THIS YEAR IS OVER
  • FESTIVE AF 
  • I SURVIVED 2020 & ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING BALLOON 
  • JINGLE YOUR BALLS
  • LET"S GET SHITFACED
  • THE FIRST RULE OF 2021 IS THAT WE DON"T TALK ABOUT 2020
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS 
  • HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
  • 2021 WELCOME TO JUMANJI THE NEXT LEVEL 

Balloons are not sold separately.  Please note the black balloons are bigger than the silver and gold one as they are the lead characters in this bunch. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)