Fuck Off Spray

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Is your life full of fuck wits you wish would just fuck off? 

Use this handy sized  room spritzer /spray to keep the idiots away and keep the environment smelling fresh and fuck wit free .

Fuck Off Spray is the perfect travel sized spray to help keep your environment stress free, whenever a fuckwit enters a room give a little spray and they’ll go away.

Featuring our signature "Freedom Scent"   Aroma Mist with the essential oils to repel fuck wits.   Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation.. in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). 

80 ml Bottle.  Our new bottles come with a white lid not black.