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Fucktopus Octopus

I wish I was an octopus so I could tell 5 people to fuck off at once...

We have the coolest desk ornament you ever did see... our new yellow Fuctopus, with 5 of its tentacles all giving the finger. Hilarious work gift or just treat yourself.

Fun gifts for fun people.
3d printed here on the gold coast. 
He has 5 tentacles all giving you the finger.   He is my spirit animal!  
Approx length 15 cm by 15 cm width and height of 5 cm, he will sit proudly on your desk and warn any annoying co-workers to go fuck themselves! 

Comes packed securely in a box to protect his F U Fingers 
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Up-Cycle Options

use it to store your rings on


We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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