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I'm a dad I drink and I know things wine label (Digital Download Only)



A downloadable PDF that you can print at home and stick to any bottle of wine for a unique and personalised gift.

Be unique and witty with your choice of wine as a gift by giving it an inappropriate makeover with one of our hilariously designed print at home wine labels. Once you complete the checkout process, a link to download the label will be displayed. This link will also be sent to the email address you provided at checkout.

Just download the wine label image using the link and print it at home or at work on a colour printer. You could also download to your phone or usb and print on a commercial colour printer at KMART, BIG W or Office Works - (the better quality colour printer and paper the better quality label you will get )

Each label is 114 mm x 140mm so will cover most existing labels on wines, both red and white.  We Just use a glue stick on ours and whip it over an existing label but you could remove the existing label and replace with this new one if you want to go all out!

We hope you have fun with our digital downloads!

This is a print your own version so comes via email as a link to download the image in PDF format. 

The label size is 114 mm x 140mm.

The Detailed Stuff

This is a print your own version so comes via email as a link to download the image in PDF format.

The label size is 114 mm x 140mm.

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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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