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Inappropriate Balloons - Baby Shower

Let’s liven up the party!   Surprise the host or the guest with these very subtle but inappropriate baby shower balloons..

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs,  8 x blue and 8 x pink with white writing,

  • HAPPY FUCKING BABY SHOWER x 2 (1 pink 1 blue) 
  • MILF x 2 ( 1 pink 1 blue) 
  • HOORAY IT'S A BOY (x 2 blue) 
  • HOORAY IT'S A GIRL ( x 2 pink) 
  • HOPE YOUR KID ISN"T AS CUNTY AS YOU (1 pink 1 blue) 
  • RIP TIGHT VAGINA (1 pink 1 blue) 
  • GOOD LUCK WITH THE BIRTH HOPE YOU DON'T SHIT YOURSELF (1 pink 1 blue) 
  • FUCK YOU ARE HAVING A BABY - AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING (1 pink 1 blue ) 

Balloons are not sold separately. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)

Colour
Mixed

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Delivery

We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is. Please note  that due to the COVID climate and the ongoing effects this has with Australia Post and courier partners,  delivery times may be delayed and your understanding that this is outside of our control is appreciated.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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