Inappropriate Balloons - Farewell / Leaving Party

Let's celebrate the leaving of that awesome or crap co-worker in real inappropriate style - we are sure HR won't mind. 

Let’s liven up the party!   Surprise your co-worker with these very subtle but inappropriate farewell balloons..

16 balloons - 2 of 8 designs ( mixed colours: 4 x red,  4 x green, 4 x blue and 4 x yellow)  

• GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER COLLEAGUES THAN US 
• YOU ARE DEAD TO US 
• CONGRATULATIONS LEAVING THIS HELL HOLE
• HOPE YOUR NEW JOB IS SHIT 
• WE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY
• THANK FUCK YOU'RE LEAVING
• HOPE YOUR NEW BOSS IS NOT A CUNT 
• YOU WILL BE MISSED

Balloons are not sold separately. 

Helium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. 

Be careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound and no more ballooney. Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. 

(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required)