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Keys to the shit show keyring

Makes a fun cheap gift for anyone. Retro motel style Keyring/keychain. It will become their favourite keyring of all time!. I use mine everywhere and get so many compliments.

Bold white writing on black shiny acrylic background reads
"Keys to the shits show" in lower case.

Comes packed in a protective clear cello bag.

(Black shiny and hard just like we like it but only 3.5 inches / 8 cms in length - we are talking about the keyring - get your head out of the gutter!)
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Up-Cycle Options

use it as a fidget spinner toy or a teething assist if you have kids (please note this is at your own risk as they are not certified safe for children!) As a Gen X mum they are actually safer then a lot of shit we were given to chew on as child!


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