Penis Pasta


  • Perfect to make any pasta dish more exciting.
  • Surprise your friends at dinner.
  • Make sure you don't overcook - no one likes a limp penis.

Product review from Karen "I thought it was small when I first opened the package, but it does get bigger! Enjoyed it from the very first bit I put in my mouth. This product definitely left me feeling satisfied. I especially enjoyed the cream sauce that was drizzled all over it so much tastier than the real thing!" 

Penis Pasta is premium wheat pasta fashioned into phallically fantastic penis shapes.

Beware: once you place your Penis Pasta into boiling water, each penis piece will expand its length and girth, resulting in suitably sized penises for you to munch on.

The box even includes a delicious raunchy recipe for Big Balls with Steamy Sauce and Penis Pasta. How dick-tastic!

Eat your fill of delicious Italian dicks thanks to Penis Pasta.

Buon Appetito!

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