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Sometimes we just need some no-bullshit guidance in life.
I love Oracle Cards, they can beat around the bush a little bit though can’t they? 🤷🏽♀️
Not these ones!!! If you want your message from the Universe to be more direct, we have the perfect deck for YOU!
Meet the F*cking Honest Oracle Cards — a brutally truthful, laugh-out-loud set of cards that tell it like it is. No sugar-coating. No spiritual fluff. Just raw, sweary wisdom for when life is a chaotic dumpster fire and you need answers now.
The Fucking Honest Oracle Cards are quite to the point (that’s a fucking understatement!) & will guide you to sorting your shit out.
Insightful and fun, this deck of Fucking Honest Oracle Cards will tell you exactly what the Universe wants you to know.
Designed by our favourite "Sweary Psychic"Lyndy Jewell
Deck contains 42 devastatingly Honest Oracle Cards
Perfect for when you’re:
✨ Wondering if it’s time to quit your job (probably)
💔 Debating texting your ex (don’t)
🧘♀️ Trying to manifest calm while holding a mild grudge
This hilarious, no-BS deck makes the perfect gift for your most unfiltered friend, your burnt-out boss, or yourself (because let’s face it — you could use a sign, too).
🃏 Product Details:
• 40-card deck of sweary, sassy, and brutally honest messages
• Designed to help you laugh and reflect (mostly laugh)
• Perfect for girls’ nights, wine nights, and midlife crises
• Comes in a box classy enough to make you look spiritual (ish)
💫 Because sometimes, the universe doesn’t whisper… it swears.
