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Vodka Valium Cocktail Tea Towel

Retro housewife themed towel.  Our fun housewife slogan is   It's a vodka valium go fuck yourself cocktail kind of day!:

Perfect to use as a gym towel as it is super absorbent.  Please note the first  two pics are digital mock ups. the last three photos are the actual product. 

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We aim to have your package leave our warehouse in Sydney within 1 business day and provide tracking details so you can keep an eye on where you package is.

We do ship internationally to most countries - once again delivery times will depend on Australia Post, customs clearance and the delivery partner in the country of arrival. 

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